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BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious


TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Bmanthecool

Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm
1L


SIMPLETONS -


TAGS: bumper sticker simple
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Sean

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:28 pm
U suck ^^
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:57 pm
Check out my poster:140640 if it makes ya feel any better
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:54 pm
It's that time of the year again when motifake gets filled with 12 YO's immature enough to not know a clever joke/poster when they see it. Don't worry though, they go away by spring or so.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:39 pm
Ewwwww, I have a bomber. Good for you, Bombsie. Uhm, can I call you Bombsie? ... Thanks.


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others


TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Zook

Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am
That's p***erted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


DESOLATION -


TAGS: bumper cars of doom
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - April 16, 2011, 9:22 pm

works either way. 5 RADs of nuclear fallout
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:07 pm
Thank you. But now I think I shoulda stopped after the first line. Would notta been funny, but depressing. On MotiFake that's just as good. Sometimes even better.
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:51 pm
5L, good stuff Sean.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 11:11 am
High 5 for dead clowns.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 9:41 pm
That's universal. 5


MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB -


TAGS: it bumped into a pylon pzy
Rating: 4.58/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:25 pm
nice rhyme
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 1:51 pm
the new 'mother goose' I presume 5 volts that will turn your toupay into nylon lol
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
Thigh-highs, I hope.


YOU CAN'T HUG A CHILD WITH NUCLEAR ARMS - But napalm will surely warm their hearts.


TAGS: bumper sticker
Rating: 3.64/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 6, 2010, 10:12 am
Family Guy did it! lol


ENTERTAINMENT -


TAGS: graceful people thud bump thud
Rating: 5/5

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WTFO - June 6, 2013, 12:13 am
Mia culpa. It looks like this poster is the 4th version on this site. Including the same pic Bull used. It was unintentional.
WTFO - June 5, 2013, 11:58 pm
That comment deserves 5L, GO.
WTFO - June 5, 2013, 11:57 pm
Doing good, brother. Just extremely busy.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:40 am
Morning laughs are almost as good as that first cup. But, with the first cup, will cleanse the nose. 5L
Reality Lord - June 5, 2013, 6:39 am

Whoa....how you been man. Soooooo nice to ser you again :)


Bump -


TAGS: bullfight animals bump
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 12, 2016, 12:49 pm
I'd love to use that classic ph**o where a matador gets the bull's horn right through his lower jaw for a poster. But it would get red-framed :(
JesusWept - November 12, 2016, 12:46 pm
I heard it's just another trick. As soon as the bull comes closer, the matador will jump up and wave the cape or worse...stab the bull with one of those skewers. BASTARD!!
CloudchaserS - November 12, 2016, 4:17 am
I'm told that matador had an epiphany about animal cruelty and quit bullfighting shortly after


CHRISTMAS PARTIES -


TAGS: ba da bump
Rating: 3.96/5

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rerun - December 23, 2009, 1:50 pm

YMCA


SATAN HAS UR NUMBER -




Tattoos -




From the Forum -


TAGS: bumpers trunk same diff erential
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 12:14 am

I was thinkin' more like DD...(OMG, was that my out loud voice again?)~~
Airman - March 23, 2014, 10:14 pm
unless you have AAA
Airman - March 23, 2014, 10:14 pm
unless you have AAA
Sean - March 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
Ewwwww, this one is deep -- either that or it's about some type of off roady veee-hicle. Too close to call really. But lotsa lions though.
GaryO - March 23, 2014, 8:59 am
yup (as I recall)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2014, 5:33 am
5L


If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


INERTIA -


TAGS: speed bump
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:26 pm
5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 3:09 pm
Better to be safe than sorry.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 3:05 pm
That's why I stop every ten miles or so and check the front grill. And I have my handy dandy spray bottle of bleach ... just in case, you dig?
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:41 pm
Nice! To bad most will hit you no matter where you lay. We all to busy texting and driving to even notice what we hit. 5L


Reflection -




Stamp out BS -




DISAPPOINTMENT -


TAGS: bumper cars crankyhead
Rating: 4.23/5

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rerun - August 29, 2010, 9:19 am

coffee thru nose hurts. this is freaking gold
Reality Lord - August 28, 2010, 6:07 pm

fargin "A" man. 5 cubby lions.
spacedog - August 28, 2010, 5:50 pm
Excellent poster cranky! 5L
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:53 pm
Fantastic Crank, 5 little lions on tiptoes, trying to get on the big boy rides!
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 1:25 pm
Beautiful!


WELCOME TO MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: hang on it s going to be a bumpy ride
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by sickartist

R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 11:01 am
I thought it was a "Pope of Douche" costume.
angryceltic - February 22, 2010, 2:02 am
no its more than that look closer a schoolgirl Vader shes tide up
MrBlack - February 21, 2010, 1:33 pm
The cell costume. That was what surprised ye? Not the schoolgirl Vader?
CpnKangaroo - February 21, 2010, 1:04 pm
how in the hell does anyone have a cell costume?


THE SEVEN DWARVES -




BLIND DRUNK - I went to the fair and got blind drunk I came back with the wrong car




THE SHIN BONE -


TAGS: bumps bruises falls pain humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Greeny - May 1, 2015, 5:52 am
Black, then green(and pinkish on the inside)? Ouch
lgvernon - April 30, 2015, 9:37 pm

Fell down, Greeny. Caught the toe of one shoe on the threshold of the front door and fell into the foyer. My right foot was still outside, so that shin ground along the door sill as I went down. My leg was black from the knee down. Now it's green.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 8:54 pm
Silly you, that's what toes are for - being out in front & all...
lgvernon - April 30, 2015, 5:59 pm

Thanks. I am nursing the most horrible shin bruise. It's right where I already have a scar from an OTJ injury from years ago. Icing it now.
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:08 pm
I don't care how many times this joke's portayed, its always funny! Luv this one, IgV!!!! 5 LOL! lions!
JesusWept - April 30, 2015, 1:05 pm
I beat you to the punch with #177009. But you'll get a 5 anyway because your legs are nicer than mine ;)


FRIENDZONE -


TAGS: friend bump song
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sean

mizzdizz - December 21, 2017, 9:55 am
....usually the guy! chuckle, chuckle... ^!!!!!!


The friendzone -




Winged Frog -




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